Interview with the Chollima VI
This franchise just gets better
At the risk of turning this saga into one of those yearly released B-movie slasher films, here we are... yet again.
With the same plot. The same bad guys. The same outcome.
A typical monday for us, if you may ask. So let’s begin.
A North Korean walks into an interview...
He says his name is Jesús Sebastián, from Barranquilla, Colombia, but his internet connection is awfully bad, as if he was bouncing capriciously from Asia to Europe, then to someone else’s laptop via AnyDesk.
He tried really hard to deal with the lag, but in the end we lost connection with him. Maybe he should have tried turning the router on and off again.
Just because he seemed like a totally legit guy, we’ll share his profile as well to help him find new opportunities. No profile picture though, but as you might have noticed in the tape, he’s a little shy.
He has over 7 years of experience and even claims to have worked for Microsoft as an AI & Software Engineer, an interesting flex.
All those years in AI paid off, as he also sports a good and healthy sense of handcrafted nerd humour, ideal if you want the rest of your workforce to start their days with a smile and your chat channels drowning in AI-generated memes.
These posts are absolutely organic and definitely do not come from a shared online document detailing social networking engagement guidelines and post templates to promote the appearance of organic activity.
I decided to check on him and we ended up being friends on Discord, because everybody deserves a friend.
I quickly found out his account is just 13 days old, so maybe he is new to all this Discord thing.
I’m not a fan of Discord so I asked him for his Telegram and we kept the conversation there.
Why does his profile say “Robbery”? Weird, but I’m happy to have my new friend added on all my socials so we can hang out any time. So, I’ll let that detail slip.
He then offers to check my CV for me and help me get a job. What a nice guy indeed!
Getting jobs in an easier way? I like it.
We go back to Telegram where he keeps helping me improve my poor resume. On the way, he also discloses another phone number, this time from Texas, United States.
I’m glad I met my new friend Jesús Sebastián. There is something weird, though: what I found is that he likes his own posts, maybe just because he is lonely.
Worry not, my new pony-head friend, I will get you a tonne of likes from our LinkedIn readers.
And maybe more friends too!
We are the Quetzal Team. We put the “Famous” in “Famous Chollima”.
Public IOCs
URL:https://linkedin.com/in/jesus-sebastian/
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